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The Barack Obama Prophecies (humor)

by Josh Greenberger

(August 17, 2008) Legend has it that Migel Nostrildamous, a seer of the 1500s, could smell the future. He predicted the 2008 U.S. Presidential race between Barack Obama and John McCain.

Nostrildamous claimed there were two parallel universes, one in which McCain would win and one in which Obama would win. Although he could not clearly see which universe was ours, he gave an amazingly detailed account of the outcome of the Obama presidency.

What Nostrildamous saw was startling. In 2015, after winning a second term, Obama will find himself in a large room being grilled by angry senators ready to impeach him.

This was Nostrildamous' vision:

Senator: President Obama, you were supposed to be the President of change. What happened?

Barack Obama: Well, I believe I did give you change ...

Senator (interrupts angrily): ... Mr. President, we're missing New York! It got nuked right out of our midst. That's not the kind of change we were looking for!

Obama: Senator, I've been saying for years, Canadians have been slipping through our northern borders ...

Senator: ... Canadians had nothing to do with this! Iran was the culprit!

Obama: Is there a basis for this allegation?

Senator: The plane was highjacked by Iranian nationals, the nuclear weapon was carried on board by Iranian diplomats, the bomb's components were manufactured in Iran, Ahmadinejad took responsibility for the attack, and, a day before the attack, the highjackers were invited to Columbia University for a robust debate on the ethics of dropping a nuclear bomb on a populated city if it has an impact on the environment and the caribou reindeer in Alaska.

Obama: You know ... that's an interesting point. You see, Ahmadinejad assured me his nuclear program was strictly for peaceful purposes.

Senator: And you believed him?

Obama: I had no reason not to. In our last meeting he articulated how much he loved the caribou reindeer.

Senator: Mr. President, we can't afford more catastrophes.

Obama: We could've avoided this one.

Senator: And how's that?

Obama: Well, when I asked Americans to inflate their tires ...

Senator (bangs down angrily with his gavel): ... What on earth does this have to do with inflating tires?!

Obama: If you'll let me finish, senator ... (pauses for a moment) I thought you were a Democrat.

Senator: There are no more Democrats and Republicans. There's only one party now -- the Damnangrycats (pronounced damn-angry-cats). What's your point, Mr. President?

Obama: Well, as I was saying, when I asked Americans to inflate their tires, they laughed at me. Ahmadinejad wasn't laughing. He had his people inflate their tires. With the windfall profits from saved money on gas, they were able to speed up their nuclear program by leaps and bounds. Had we inflated our tires first, we wouldn't be in this situation today.

Senator: With all due respect, Mr. President, this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. How would inflating our tires first have saved us from this situation?

Obama: Well, while we were busy laughing, they were busy building. While we were busy stagnating, they were busy progressing. While we were looking back, they were looking forward. While we were accepting a bleak future, they were beaming with optimism. While we were ...

Senator: Okay okay, I get it.

Obama: It seems absurd to judge a presidency on only one act.

Senator: We're not. We're judging your presidency on several acts. Have you forgotten about your wide open border policy on the south?

Obama: Of course not. My strongest voter base is from Tijuana.

Senator: Don't you find that a little disturbing?

Obama: Disturbing? I'll tell you what's disturbing. When Americans drive around on flat tires ...

Senator: ... stop with the tires already ...

Obama: ... you're not letting me explain my position.

Senator: I'll wait till you flip-flop on that position another fourteen times, and then I'll listen to the final explanation.

Obama: When you attack my people ...

Senator: ... they're not your people. They're Mexicans.

Obama: I'm President to all people. All people have the right to dreams. All people have the right to equal comfort zones. All people ...

Senator: ... they overwhelmed Texas and California, seceded from the union, and renamed the two states The United States of Juanitos. Is it me or is there something wrong with that picture?

Obama: I'll say there's something wrong with that picure. The "Runners Republic" would've been a more appropriate name.

Senator: Mr. President, under your watch we've lost three states.

Obama: Three? (laughs) Senator, aren't you making a mountain out of a molehill?

Senator: Am I?

Obama: What's the big deal? We still have fifty four states.

Senator: We only had fifty to begin with.

Obama: When did we lose the other seven?

Senator: We never had fifty seven, Mr. President. Can you name all fifty seven?

Obama: You know ... that's an interesting point. This country was founded on unity, not numbers. Washington never counted states. Lincoln never counted states. I may not look like all those presidents on the dollar bills, but I'm not going to count states either.

Senator: Washington and Lincoln also never flipped-flopped an issues the way you do. Your energy policies have been disastrous.

Obama: I lifted all drilling restrictions.

Senator: After how many flip-flops?

Obama: Why didn't the oil companies drill between flip-flops?

Senator: Because your flips were shorter than your flops.

Obama: The coast of Florida has been open for drilling for a long time now.

Senator: By the time our oil companies were allowed to drill, the oil was gone. China pumped it all. They're selling gas all over China in ninety-nine cents stores. Chinese farmers are driving around in stretch limos.

Obama: I'm not denouncing China, and I'm not interested in people who want me to denounce China. It's not a China worthy of denouncing.

Obama: Thank you for that insight, Mr. President, but this isn't about China. It's about your waffling on all positions. You even flip-flopped on drilling in the "Arctic National Wildlife Refuge" in Alaska?

Obama: We had to stop. After drilling began, a caribou reindeer slipped on an oil slick and fractured an antler. The animal-rights people threatened to bring me before a tribunal for crimes against humanity.

Senator: But they're not human.

Obama: I know, but they've got a lot of clout in Washington.

Senator: I was talking about the reindeer.

Obama: Ah ... look, caribou have the same feelings we do.

Senator: And how would anyone know that?

Obama: The reindeer with the fractured antler recently developed social anxiety disorders. He no longer sucks ice with the rest of his family.

Senator: Your record of not standing up to environmentalists is absolutely unforgivable.

Obama: Gentlemen, you're forgetting, Congress now has three chambers: The Senate, The House or Representatives, and the Environmentalists. And the Environmentalists can overrule the other two chambers and the President.

As Nostrildamous' vision began to fade, he saw the environmentalists eventually lifting drilling restrictions on the east coast, but only if all equipment are driven by solar energy and all fish within a 20 mile radius of drilling sites are moved deeper into the ocean.

Consequently, oil companies will drill during the day and catch fish at night. On heavy overcast days, instead of using heavy drilling equipment, oil companies will send down skin divers with fork hoes.

By 2030 oil companies will realize that selling fish is more profitable than drilling for oil and halt all oil exploration.

By 2035 all cars will be replaced by horses, buses will be replaced by stagecoaches, and hay will become the hottest commodity on the stock market.

As companies compete to improve the quality of hay, it'll open up a new multibillion dollar "Hay Tech" industry. Most of these companies will be concentrated in an area in California called Fertilizer Alley.

One company will develop a breakthrough process that will improve many different types of plants. The process, called Multi-Fertilizing, will make a trillionaire out of it's CEO, Gill Bates, and make his company, ExtraSoft, the most profitable in Hay Tech history.

Nostrildamous tried looking into the future of the McCain presidency, but his "communications" broke down. So he called tech support. His remains are still on hold.

by Josh Greenberger

About the Author

Josh Greenberger: As a computer consultant for over two decades, has developed software for NASA's Goddard Institute of Space Studies, AT&T, Charles Schwab, Bell Laboratories and Chase Manhattan Bank. Has appeared, in the form of letters and articles, in The New York Post, New York Daily News, New York Times, Village Voice, Jewish Press, Hamodia and others. Articles have ranged from humor to scientific to current events. Wrote a book disproving the theory of evolution (Human Intelligence Gone Ape a.k.a. Who Let The Apes Out), available in stores and online. Has written several screenplays.

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Biography: Barack Obama


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Biography: Barack Obama

Obama Vinyl Mask - Adult


Obama Vinyl Mask - Adult


$16.99


Includes one Barack Obama vinyl mask. Occasion: Everyday Size: X Color: As Shown

Barack Obama Face Mask


Barack Obama Face Mask


$12.95


We are so lucky to be alive during the first African American President reign! This time in office is very special for President Barack Obama, and you should use this rare opportunity to proudly represent our President. This Halloween, show your respect by going to parties or even trick or treating as Barack Obama, wearing the Barack Obama Face Mask. It features an exact replica of Barack's smiling face, with black hair. The Barack Obama Mask is so exceptional, it'll make your friends shocked and amazed that it's you behind the mask!

Michelle Obama Wig - Womens


Michelle Obama Wig - Womens


$14.95


A mother, wife, and last but certainly not least, the First Lady! Michelle Obama seems like she has it all?because she does! Relish in a wonderful day in the life of the woman who runs the White House alongside the President of the United States. She depicts a strong woman who is educated and exudes class and resilience. The Michelle Obama Womens Wig is perfect to add to a suit jacket and pearls, to channel Michelle Obama's exquisite fashion sense!

Barack Obama Mask - Adult


Barack Obama Mask - Adult


$19.95


Are you looking for a costume this Halloween that is a change you can believe in? For a real change of pace, elect this Adult Barack Obama Mask for your festivities! This is a hilarious tribute to the popular President! Our Adult Barack Obama Mask comes with a vinyl mask designed to look like the Nation's leader! Pair this up with a great tailored suit for the presidential panache! If you're still looking for an electoral costume accessory, order this today!

Barack Obama Mask - Plastic


Barack Obama Mask - Plastic


$3.95


Hail to the Chief! To step out as one of the most influential Americans today, you'll want the presidential seal of approval! What better way to get it than the Plastic Barack Obama Mask! Our Plastic Barack Obama Mask is a tan mask shaped just like our current president! There are eye holes and nose holes and that familiar presidential smile! Couple this with a well-tailored suit and you'll have that executive look you've always dreamed of! You won't need to sign a bill into law to get this look! Simply order it today!

Barack Obama Deluxe Framed Washington Post


Barack Obama Deluxe Framed Washington Post


$149.99


After one of the most influential campaigns in U.S. history- Barrack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States of America. Commemorate President Elect Obama's historic journey to the White House. This framed collectible features a replica Washington Post front page of President Elect Obama and his family the day after the election. This piece comes double matted in suede with an Obama logo and framed in a black wood frame. Frame measures 22.5" x 32.5" x 1".

Barack Obama - Swearing In - Framed 8x10 Photograph


Barack Obama - Swearing In - Framed 8x10 Photograph


$46.99


Barack Obama framed Presidential inauguration speech swearing in 8x10 photo. The item truly captures Barack Obama's Presidential inauguration day when he became the 44th President of the United States of America. The item has an over all size of 18x14x3/4.

Obama Time For Change By Ross Blk T-Shirt


Obama Time For Change By Ross Blk T-Shirt


$12.99


Alex Ross sharpens his political chops once again to create the great new Obama: Time For a Change T-Shirt *Features vibrant new artwork created by Alex specifically for this special shirt design that captures the passion and soul of the man *Comfortable fit *Brand new Type: Novelties & Gifts

Barack Obama Framed 4x6 Photograph with 2008 Lincoln Penny


Barack Obama Framed 4x6 Photograph with 2008 Lincoln Penny


$39.99


After one of the most influential campaigns in U.S. history- Barrack Obama was elected the 44th President of the United States of America. Commemorate President Elect Obama's historic journey to the White House. This framed collectible features a 4x6 photo of Obama and comes with an actual 2008 Lincoln cent. Frame measures 12" x 10" x 1".
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